A Phallic Looking Iranian Gold Azadi

[sjhdesmond]

This topic is giving me the willies.

[LawrenceChard]

19 hours ago, HerefordBullyun said:

It was a tribute to the Iranins ayotallahs dong! i got a dentention at school years ago for draw a big phallic dong on the back of my mates school blazer. The dentention slip said drawing phallus on school blazer which I had to take to my dad he just laughed

 

19 hours ago, LawrenceChard said:

Did you not learn anything from the detention or experience?

Dong are Vietnamese!

 

19 hours ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Yes improved in creating dongs going forwards - I made massive a clay ones in art and then threw them on ceiling. My Art teacher was also my RE teacher, she was most impressed seeing a big brown dong hanging of the artroom ceiling. I got suspended for that.

 

8 hours ago, SidS said:

I always think planes are a bit phallic looking.

Why do dings sound so small and dongs much larger?

One Dong, by request:

and the obverse:

1971 vintage.

[HerefordBullyun]

3 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

 

 

 

One Dong, by request:

and the obverse:

1971 vintage.

As leslie phillip would say.... DING DONG  about a 1000th of penny

 

[LawrenceChard]

On 02/12/2021 at 17:52, HerefordBullyun said:

As leslie phillip would say.... DING DONG  about a 1000th of penny

 

OK, you think my Dong is rather small, and want to know if I have anything bigger:

and the obverse:

1974 FAO Ten Dong

Edited December 3, 2021 by LawrenceChard

[HerefordBullyun]

Just now, LawrenceChard said:

OK, you think my Dong is rather smal, and want to know if I have anything bigger:

and the obverse:

1974 FAO Ten Dong

Inches or feet?

[ArgentSmith]

15 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

OK, you think my Dong is rather smal, and want to know if I have anything bigger:

and the obverse:

1974 FAO Ten Dong

A dealer with two dongs 😳

[LawrenceChard]

3 minutes ago, ArgentSmith said:

A dealer with two dongs 😳

I made that 11 Dongs, but 2 Dongs probably sounds funnier.

😎

[ArgentSmith]

yes

[Minimalist]

21 hours ago, dicker said:

One doesn’t have to be a genius to work out what a class of 10 boys did.  

Now I understand where your username comes from. After all im a conspiracy theorist

😉

[Roy]

Strewth @LawrenceChard, that's some Dong you have there!

I've handled a lot of Dong in my time, actually I have 10,000 Dong twixt my fingers as we speak....😉

As a young man, I'd quite often handle up to 500,000 Dong in one day, yet my Guinness record attempt was sadly disallowed. Bah!

[dicker]

@LawrenceChard I think the one that is perhaps more pronounced is the 2 Euro coin.

It would not have been quite so bad if Norway had been part of the EU but they (wisely) chose not to join.  Partly I guess because of the wealth of Norway (Norges - the Sovereign wealth fund holds something like 300k for every Norwegian citizen….not bad huh?)

So Norway was removed from the coin leaving…

[ArgentSmith]

bunch of bell ends

[HerefordBullyun]

2 minutes ago, ArgentSmith said:

This thread is very ding dong very merrily on high. so when the carol singers come and start singing the song about the dong - you will never be able to keep a striaght face again!

Edited December 2, 2021 by HerefordBullyun

[RDHC]

11 minutes ago, dicker said:

@LawrenceChard I think the one that is perhaps more pronounced is the 2 Euro coin.

It would not have been quite so bad if Norway had been part of the EU but they (wisely) chose not to join.  Partly I guess because of the wealth of Norway (Norges - the Sovereign wealth fund holds something like 300k for every Norwegian citizen….not bad huh?)

So Norway was removed from the coin leaving…

Yes, Norway wisely invested its wealth from North Sea oil, whereas the U.K. squandered its equivalent in short term spending (don't know exactly which government or party to blame for that but it was on a par in principle with what G. Brown did with the U.K.'s gold reserves).

[LawrenceChard]

26 minutes ago, dicker said:

@LawrenceChard I think the one that is perhaps more pronounced is the 2 Euro coin.

It would not have been quite so bad if Norway had been part of the EU but they (wisely) chose not to join.  Partly I guess because of the wealth of Norway (Norges - the Sovereign wealth fund holds something like 300k for every Norwegian citizen….not bad huh?)

So Norway was removed from the coin leaving…

I had not noticed that before on euro coins.

[HerefordBullyun]

1 minute ago, LawrenceChard said:

I had not noticed that before on euro coins.

Ive visited that phallus island many times! So you can call me king dong!

[James32]

Relatively new to the forum.

so still exploring all the different parts, but how the hell I ended up in this "dark corner" I will never know!

[LawrenceChard]

5 minutes ago, James32 said:

Relatively new to the forum.

so still exploring all the different parts, but how the hell I ended up in this "dark corner" I will never know!

"so still exploring all the different parts"

What, like Dongs?

" but how the hell I ended up in this "dark corner" I will never know!"

It's not a dark corner, but actually a source of knowledge and enlightenment, but only for those with an open mind prepared to receive wisdom.

Welcome!

🙂 

[James32]

8 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

"so still exploring all the different parts"

What, like Dongs?

" but how the hell I ended up in this "dark corner" I will never know!"

It's not a dark corner, but actually a source of knowledge and enlightenment, but only for those with an open mind prepared to receive wisdom.

Welcome!

🙂

Sorry can you repeat that please? My connection isn't great😁

[stefffana]

5 Pula 1978 and 10 Pula 1978 Botswana. 

The same idea with your Dongs.😁 In romanian language make sense.

As you can see, my 15 Pula are handled and with milk spots.

[SidS]

12 hours ago, dicker said:

@LawrenceChard I think the one that is perhaps more pronounced is the 2 Euro coin.

It would not have been quite so bad if Norway had been part of the EU but they (wisely) chose not to join.  Partly I guess because of the wealth of Norway (Norges - the Sovereign wealth fund holds something like 300k for every Norwegian citizen….not bad huh?)

So Norway was removed from the coin leaving…

First thing I spotted on euro coins years ago. I can't help but think there's a final few drops being shook out too.

[dikefalos]

On 01/12/2021 at 22:24, LawrenceChard said:

I presume that was an all boys school.

I wonder what happened in similar classes at all girls schools?

😎  

Something is going on in Iran.

 

[GoldDiggerDave]

On 02/12/2021 at 19:03, Roy said:

Strewth @LawrenceChard, that's some Dong you have there!

I've handled a lot of Dong in my time, actually I have 10,000 Dong twixt my fingers as we speak....😉

As a young man, I'd quite often handle up to 500,000 Dong in one day, yet my Guinness record attempt was sadly disallowed. Bah!

If I had that many dongs I would not get out of bed in the morning! 

[GoldDiggerDave]

On 02/12/2021 at 07:52, SidS said:

I always think planes are a bit phallic looking.

Why do dings sound so small and dongs much larger?

Difference between and ding and a dong I’d have to say a good 4 inches