closed CALL THE COPS!!!!!!! The Mox Metals New Years Eve Auction...

[Mox]

Ever been in a sticky situation and not known who to call? Well here is the solution, the MOX100, a 100g fine silver bar that will get you help in any emergency, bar number 999.

Made from recycled .999 silver, hallmarked in Birmingham with a CoA and stamped with the Mox Metals makers mark (I is professional you know), all you need to do is have this bar in your pocket at all times and when disaster strikes phone the number on the back of the bar (not including the first 2 digits obviously...).

Auction starts at £1, bidding in whole pounds only please, no messing about with the pennies cos I can't be arsed with it and you will be excluded from participating and, if I can convince him that it has caused me excessive mental harm on a night when I will already have to cope with fighting my way to the bar through vomit, spilt drinks and drunk people who only come out once a year and can't handle their booze, I will be pushing for the maximum penalty, maybe even 5 minutes exile from TSF... (NBS dwellers, you have been warned).

As a bonus this includes FREE 1st Class Signed For postage and will be posted as soon as those nice chaps at Royal Mail get there or I can delay posting until they are a bit more steady on their feet after getting shitfaced all weekend.

Auction ends at midnight on 31st December 2023, its ok, I know you guys have nothing better to do on New Years Eve.

Good luck with the bidding everyone whether you are male, female or have decided you want people to pretend you are a cat/tea spoon/garden gnome etc. There will be no discrimination in my sales threads but I might laugh at you.

(PS. The kitten and puppy are not part of the winnings, pets are not just for Christmas (or New Year) or to be used to flog lumps of shiny metal but @James32 told me you lot would fall for a cute pic and bid a lot higher).

(PPS. Got a bit carried away with the highlighting...)

Edited January 1 by Mox

[HonestMoneyGoldSilver]

The police in white coats maybe 😂

£10 to kick things off

[sterlingstacker]

£65 

[James32]

£70

[Jake0111]

£71

[gji25]

£72

[Silverman2U]

Is this 100g or 1oz? 

[James32]

12 minutes ago, Silverman2U said:

Is this 100g or 1oz? 

100g

[flyingveepixie]

£73

[stefffana]

£75!

[Gruff]

On 28/12/2023 at 15:02, Mox said:

Auction ends at midnight on 31st January 2023

I assume you're going to use a tardis or a delorean to transport us all back 11 months?  

[Mox]

Oops, edit on the way...

[stefffana]

19 minutes ago, Mox said:

Oops, edit on the way...

So....

When will end this auction?🤔

31st of December 2023 or after another month on 31st of January 2024?

 

I will call the cops, mate!!!

[Mox]

3 minutes ago, stefffana said:

So....

When will end this auction?🤔

31st of December 2023 or after another month on 31st of January 2024?

 

I will call the cops, mate!!!

Sorry @stefffana, I knew I should have got you to proof read it before posting it...

3 minutes ago, stefffana said:

So....

When will end this auction?🤔

31st of December 2023 or after another month on 31st of January 2024?

 

I will call the cops, mate!!!

And you can't call the cops, you havent bought the bar yet 🙃

Edited December 29, 2023 by Mox

[bobski]

£75

[MickB]

£80

[Dazlenk]

£81

[SneakerFreaker]

£85

[Mox]

Looks like we have a winner, congrats @SneakerFreaker

[TheSilverForum]

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