What Would Happen if Silver Became More Valuable Than Gold? -- *Funny* (sort of)

[Junior]

1. 1st & 2nd place medals would swap

2. Any Silver Membership would now be elevated status compared to a Gold Membership

3. Your "golden years" would now be called your "silver years" (which makes more sense with the greying of one's hair)

4. The Golden Globes awards would be renamed to the Silver Stars awards (keeping with the concept of alliteration)

5. The "cash man" would stop bugging you to sell your gold for cash and would instead target your silver

6. Sayings like, "Handed life on a silver platter" or "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth" would still apply (no change)

7. Betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of silver now looks like a planned move by the aristocracy

8. The U.S. President, along with The Federal Reserve, will revise Executive Order 6102 to confiscate your silver

9. Bankers would push paper silver assets over the physical (no change)

10. Thousands of Silver Forum members would instantly get calls from that girl in high school who thought she was too good for you. But now that you're loaded, she thinks you're the most attractive thing since Sam Heughan. Then you break her heart by calling her a tramp and a gold digger silver digger and you place a restraining order on her because broke b**ches be crazy.

** A bit more thought had to go into #10 for the grand finale **

[HerefordBullyun]

4 minutes ago, Junior said:

 

6. Sayings like, "Handed life on a silver platter" or "Born with a silver Tray in your mouth" would still apply 

 

Ive corrected no6 for the benefit of my old mate @stefffana- Am I right @Darr3nG @James32

[stefffana]

If we are starting on here, I can bet that till tomorrow we will need moderator's permision to comment.😁

 

[stefffana]

If silver will became more valuable than gold, me and @HerefordBullyun we will start betting on silver's price with a gold ounce as prize.😊 The competition will be the same.

 

[HerefordBullyun]

2 minutes ago, stefffana said:

If silver will became more valuable than gold, me and @HerefordBullyun we will start betting on silver's price with a gold ounce as prize.😊 The competition will be the same.

 

Have job mate I dont own any!

[stefffana]

8 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Have job mate I dont own any!

Do you want to buy ? I know an 92 yrs old man, if I remember well @James32 is his name.

He is king now with 6 Britannia, will be pauper if the world will decide to change the values.😊

[HerefordBullyun]

Just now, stefffana said:

Do you want to buy ? I know an 92 yrs old man, if I remember well @James32 is his name.

He is king now with 6 Britannia, will be pauper if the world will decide to change the values.😊

I cant keep up with @James32 Dyson the golden inventor of the gold hoover!

[James32]

4 minutes ago, stefffana said:

Do you want to buy ? I know an 92 yrs old man, if I remember well @James32 is his name.

He is king now with 6 Britannia, will be pauper if the world will decide to change the values.😊

You could always lend me a tray if this happens. 

[stefffana]

Just now, James32 said:

You could always lend me a tray if this happens. 

Of course, my friend!

And you will regret all your few years left those many moments when you refused to swap your gold for my beautiful spoons, trays, plates, silver dollars, ect, ect, ect. You are not my Uncle Scrooge anymore!

[HerefordBullyun]

2 minutes ago, James32 said:

You could always lend me a tray if this happens. 

Serious question though have you read this book dont underestimate silver hence why I primarily stack it! Still the most undervalued commodity in the world.

https://www.amazon.com/Silver-Bomb-Paper-Wealth-Upon/dp/1475185278

[Lyrinn]

44 minutes ago, Junior said:

10. Thousands of Silver Forum members would instantly get calls from that girl in high school who thought she was too good for you.

Not going to lie, this problem didn't stop at high school for some of us.

*Proceeds to play world's smallest violin for self*

My only hope to to get to the levels of wealth that some of the more senior members on the forum have achieved.

This might take 50 years, but, by gum, I'll be drowning in GILFs and gold/silver/(nickle?) diggers.

[stefffana]

Just now, Lyrinn said:

Not going to lie, this problem didn't stop at high school for some of us.

*Proceeds to play world's smallest violin for self*

My only hope to to get to the levels of wealth that some of the more senior members on the forum have achieved.

This might take 50 years, but, by gum, I'll be drowning in GILFs and gold/silver/(nickle?) diggers.

I have not any reactionsleft, but 🤗😂😎

[Lyrinn]

6 minutes ago, stefffana said:

I have not any reactionsleft, but 🤗😂😎

[ady]

22 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Serious question though have you read this book dont underestimate silver hence why I primarily stack it! Still the most undervalued commodity in the world.

I read it and the thing that stuck out to me from it, is that Silver would be the first metal to go extinct, though I guess that is when they start mining landfills!

[HerefordBullyun]

3 minutes ago, ady said:

I read it and the thing that stuck out to me from it, is that Silver would be the first metal to go extinct, though I guess that is when they start mining landfills!

I think it would be very hard to mine landfills given all the other rubbish in it mind! Given that, I couldnt see it being profitable doing so be then

[stefffana]

32 minutes ago, Lyrinn said:

I think you are talking about James, isn't it?

He is like a magnet for women, I've heard.

[James32]

1 minute ago, stefffana said:

I think you are talking about James, isn't it?

He is like a magnet for women, I've heard.

Get me her number please 😙

[ady]

Silence is Silver does literate well, but what about clouds?

[Foster88]

1 hour ago, Junior said:

1. 1st & 2nd place medals would swap

2. Any Silver Membership would now be elevated status compared to a Gold Membership

3. Your "golden years" would now be called your "silver years" (which makes more sense with the greying of one's hair)

4. The Golden Globes awards would be renamed to the Silver Stars awards (keeping with the concept of alliteration)

5. The "cash man" would stop bugging you to sell your gold for cash and would instead target your silver

6. Sayings like, "Handed life on a silver platter" or "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth" would still apply (no change)

7. Betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of silver now looks like a planned move by the aristocracy

8. The U.S. President, along with The Federal Reserve, will revise Executive Order 6102 to confiscate your silver

9. Bankers would push paper silver assets over the physical (no change)

10. Thousands of Silver Forum members would instantly get calls from that girl in high school who thought she was too good for you. But now that you're loaded, she thinks you're the most attractive thing since Sam Heughan. Then you break her heart by calling her a tramp and a gold digger silver digger and you place a restraining order on her because broke b**ches be crazy.

** A bit more thought had to go into #10 for the grand finale **

It’s happened before, look at platinum, it was once more expensive that gold.

Thats why in the music industry people would say that a new record or song had ‘gone platinum’.

[stefffana]

3 minutes ago, ady said:

Silence is Silver does literate well, but what about clouds?

This is deep...

Too deep...

What clouds?😊

[Foster88]

3 minutes ago, James32 said:

Get me her number please 😙

I’ve asked her for you and she said ‘Will you please tell James that my phone number is 0121 do one’. 😂

[James32]

1 minute ago, Foster88 said:

I’ve asked her for you and she said ‘Will you please tell James that my phone number is 0121 do one’. 😂

Not working 

[stefffana]

1 minute ago, Foster88 said:

I’ve asked her for you and she said ‘Will you please tell James that my phone number is 0121 do one’. 😂

She is busy now, dancing for Sultan of Brunei.

James should wait ... If he have time...

[Foster88]

3 minutes ago, stefffana said:

This is deep...

Too deep...

What clouds?😊

The ones in the sky silly. 😆

I think he’s referring to the saying, ‘Every cloud has a silver lining’?

[ady]

Just now, Foster88 said:

I think he’s referring to the saying, ‘Every cloud has a silver lining’?

I was, and what about those poor leprechauns and rainbows?