Royal mint Xmas crackers

[mr-dead]

Royal Mint has their christmas crackers up for pre order.

You would defo want to pull these ones by yourself

https://www.royalmint.com/gifts/christmas-crackers/

 

 

 

[danmc82]

So how many you getting @mr-dead 😁

[mr-dead]

None, because I wouldn't want to share the shiny with anyone else lol

[StackinJack]

So according to the RM your family is worth silver, but your colleagues are worth gold. So much for family first 😁

[Goldhooked]

If anyone is ordering these, please note I am free to attend your Christmas party as a chair filler to replace those guests that never turn up.  Thank you!

[Zhorro]

The gold ones are quite divisive.  The 1oz gold bar is worth about £910.  However, the quarter ounce Britannia and sovereign are worth about £300 and £230 respectively - indeed, with these other five crackers, in order to justify the price, it appears that the paper must be worth more than the presents.  I've just had an idea for a Christmas cracker...

[mr-dead]

We need a  @BackyardBullion budget version full of hand poured goodies.

 

[Pete]

That's correct your Honour - I pulled the cracker and some trinket or other flew out but I couldn't find it.
The reason I am in court today is because the RM will not send me a replacement.
My claim is for a defective product as it did not bang, as advertised, when pulled so my children are really upset.
I cannot see why the RM is refusing to cooperate.

😎

[Finbinfin]

You're paying about 3 grand for the packaging, you'd have be to Christmas crackers to buy those! 

[Bullionaire]

They don't have a joke in them? No thanks then! 

 

 

[Blockhead]

1 minute ago, Bullionaire said:

They don't have a joke in them? No thanks then! 

 

 

The joke is the price 

[Xander]

Some of the most expensive crackers in the world include the keys to a £190,00 Astin Martin Vanquish coupe or a £3,700,000 yacht that sleeps 8 and 3 crew + many more prizes. RM, cheapskate.

[greendragon]

hmmm, starting to think that buying ALDI Christmas crackers in last years january sales to put away for this year,may seem to be a little cheapskate?

[westminstrel]

The description also states the gold ones will make great “corporate gifts”. I’d love to work for such a company 😬

[mustynewb]

I am also available as a guest for anything that buys these.

[999magnum]

This must be a Brit thing because I just don't get it.

[Augustus1]

if theses are the crackers, what's in the Christmas pudding golden raisins, but crunchy on the old false teeth

deano