Gold Monitoring Thread £ GBP only

[bobski]

3 minutes ago, SidS said:

I was going to say it not what you say...

But sometimes, I guess it is.

True love in those words mate

£1,874.37

[AuricGoldfinger]

Wtf happened. 😤

[bobski]

£1,871.64

[Gruff]

9 minutes ago, AuricGoldfinger said:

Wtf happened. 😤

Bob ran out of onion soup clearly...

[bobski]

Just now, Gruff said:

Bob ran out of onion soup clearly...

Freezer full of it. I just fancied something different. Going out for dinner tonight too, so expect another drop in spot

[Gruff]

3 minutes ago, bobski said:

Freezer full of it. I just fancied something different. Going out for dinner tonight too, so expect another drop in spot

At least we're seeing this on the emergency page number for the U.S. 

Maybe they can make a plan 🤣

[bobski]

Just now, Gruff said:

At least we're seeing this on the emergency page number for the U.S. 

Maybe they can make a plan 🤣

Or fly a plane into us to hide their debt?

£1,869.92

[Petra]

Just keep buying…. bit of a dip, take advantage 🤔🔥🔥

[AuricGoldfinger]

 

[ZRPMs]

wen £1,700

[bluemoon]

Its over folks. Time to swap all that worthless metal back into regulated fiat where banks will look after your money and keep you safe from conspiracy theorists telling you to gamble with gimmicks outside the official monetary system. If gold was so good, the BBC and government would be recommending it through their officially regulated media channels. The don't do so because they know better than we do about economics. We ran away from our parents, now it's time to run back and never leave their bosom again.

[Gruff]

33 minutes ago, ZRPMs said:

wen £1,700

Oi Wonga... go back to sleep

[bobski]

9 minutes ago, Gruff said:

Oi Wonga... go back to sleep

At £1700, we could call him "Waitrose Wonga"

£1,869.03

Edited April 23 by bobski
spazz hands

[Paul]

38 minutes ago, bluemoon said:

Its over folks. Time to swap all that worthless metal back into regulated fiat where banks will look after your money and keep you safe from conspiracy theorists telling you to gamble with gimmicks outside the official monetary system. If gold was so good, the BBC and government would be recommending it through their officially regulated media channels. The don't do so because they know better than we do about economics. We ran away from our parents, now it's time to run back and never leave their bosom again.

Finally ! someone with some actual sense in this thread 

 

[KRO]

42 minutes ago, bluemoon said:

Its over folks. Time to swap all that worthless metal back into regulated fiat where banks will look after your money and keep you safe from conspiracy theorists telling you to gamble with gimmicks outside the official monetary system. If gold was so good, the BBC and government would be recommending it through their officially regulated media channels. The don't do so because they know better than we do about economics. We ran away from our parents, now it's time to run back and never leave their bosom again.

Yes apparently it’s so worthless you chuck it onto your kitchen floor  tiles and knock lumps out of your one ounce gold brit

Edited April 23 by KRO

[James32]

On 23/04/2024 at 11:36, KRO said:

Yes apparently it’s so worthless you chuck it onto your kitchen tiles and knock lumps out of your one ounce gold brit

That was...... infact that was and is still......

 

 

cold, stone cold.

[Paul]

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread

And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 

Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath

 

[SidS]

1 minute ago, KRO said:

Yes apparently it’s so worthless you chuck it onto your kitchen floor  tiles and knock lumps out of your one ounce gold brit

Mine came like that, straight out the box... 😁

[KRO]

1 minute ago, SidS said:

Mine came like that, straight out the box... 😁

RM quality control working from home 

[bobski]

3 minutes ago, Paul said:

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread

And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 

Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath

 

Does your friend have any more questions we can help with

[Paul]

7 minutes ago, bobski said:

Does your friend have any more questions we can help with

 

1. If an airplane's black box is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

2. Why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?

3. If you try to fail, but succeed, which did you do?

4. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

5. Why do we call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together?

6. Why do we say we 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up crying every few hours?

7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to follow?

8. If you had your arm amputated, would it still be there in spirit when someone asks you to "give them a hand"?

9. How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new, what was improved? If it's improved, how is it new?

[KevjustKev]

On 23/04/2024 at 11:38, James32 said:

That was...... infact that was and is still......

cold, stone cold.

And finish with a stunner?

Cause James 32 said so!

[RoughDog]

27 minutes ago, Paul said:

 

1. If an airplane's black box is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

2. Why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?

3. If you try to fail, but succeed, which did you do?

4. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

5. Why do we call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together?

6. Why do we say we 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up crying every few hours?

7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to follow?

8. If you had your arm amputated, would it still be there in spirit when someone asks you to "give them a hand"?

9. How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new, what was improved? If it's improved, how is it new?

1.  too heavy.

2. English is stupid.

3. Whatever you think until such time as you change your mind.

4.  EW

5.  Walls.

6.  Cos they want you to have babies.

7. No

8. No such thing.

😁

[James32]

2 minutes ago, RoughDog said:

1.  too heavy.

2. English is stupid.

3. Whatever you think until such time as you change your mind.

4.  EW

5.  Walls.

6.  Cos they want you to have babies.

7. No

8. No such thing.

😁

Missed number 9 ya ejit

[RoughDog]

Just now, James32 said:

Missed number 9 ya ejit

1.  too heavy.

2. English is stupid.

3. Whatever you think until such time as you change your mind.

4.  EW

5.  Walls.

6.  Cos they want you to have babies.

7. No

8. No such thing as a spirit.

9.  New version.