Some New Notices in the Gazette

[LawrenceChard]

33 minutes ago, Silverlocks said:

Well, if you keep skiing in your underwear there's a considerable risk of your article coming out, and I'm sure nobody wants to see that.

"Well, if you keep skiing in your underwear" there's a considerable risk of your article coming out, and I'm sure nobody wants to see that.

Not underwear, but perfectly respectable Speedos.

"there's a considerable risk of your article coming out"

Not when it's -15°c.

"and I'm sure nobody wants to see that."

Don't be too sure about that!

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[SilverDrum]

5 hours ago, HerefordBullyun said:

I am in the london gazette under the honours and awards section....

if you can find me in there you win 1 oz of silver 

Happy hunting!

Awarded a British Empire Medal?

 

[HerefordBullyun]

3 minutes ago, SilverDrum said:

Awarded a British Empire Medal?

 

Not that prestigious 

[James32]

10 hours ago, LawrenceChard said:

I think it may have meant a 5" diameter barrel, but I can't imagine it would be the length of a toothbrush.

And, yes it was probably more than one example.

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What use is a gun that only shoots toothbrushes?

[SidS]

6 hours ago, James32 said:

What use is a gun that only shoots toothbrushes?

Is that shooting at toothbrushes or shooting out toothbrushes? 😁

[dikefalos]

18 hours ago, LawrenceChard said:

"there's a considerable risk of your article coming out"

Not when it's -15°c.

After a certain age, gravity triumphs over cold. A friend told me.

[HerefordBullyun]

Just now, dikefalos said:

After a certain age, gravity triumphs over cold. A friend told me.

Ahhh thats what Im so fat.....

[dikefalos]

4 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Ahhh thats what Im so fat.....

Is no fat, is precautionary thermal insulation. 

[HerefordBullyun]

interesting @LawrenceChard will be buying new skis soon 

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/royal-mint-profits-investors-gold-091605847.html

[LawrenceChard]

40 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

interesting @LawrenceChard will be buying new skis soon 

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/royal-mint-profits-investors-gold-091605847.html

This is something I didn't know:

"It comes as the UK has shifted to a cashless society over the last decade or so"

I think it needs "fact checking"!

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[HerefordBullyun]

Just now, LawrenceChard said:

This is something I didn't know:

"It comes as the UK has shifted to a cashless society over the last decade or so"

I think it needs "fact checking"!

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Well its technically true - you try drawing 10k out your bank account cash and the manager not asking any questions.....

[LawrenceChard]

2 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Well its technically true - you try drawing 10k out your bank account cash and the manager not asking any questions.....

You try paying with it!

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