Chards Foil Attempted Heist

[LawrenceChard]

The warehouse team at @ChardsCoinandBullionDealer produced a cake today:

Alert management were suspicious about this, and on cutting it open, made an alarming discovery:

It appears to have been hollowed out and filled with coins.

Although these were only chocolate coins, it is believed that this may have been trial run for the real thing.

😎

[Oldun]

Next you’ll be David “golden balls” Beckhaming the warehouse crew…..if you ever let em out of the dungeon 🤣

[LawrenceChard]

10 minutes ago, Oldun said:

Next you’ll be David “golden balls” Beckhaming the warehouse crew…..if you ever let em out of the dungeon 🤣

Respect?

😎

[SilverStorm]

Wow I’m surprised to hear this.  Whelp, looks like Lawrence will be implementing stricter security measures.  Like you can’t even take a shitter without a security camera checking the💩 in the sewer pipes as it gets flushed down the toilet! 👀😆

[HerefordBullyun]

No file in the cake for the staff to escape from the vaults, @LawrenceChard just locks them in overnight and then straight to work again the morning!😁  

[Junior]

I’m actually really jealous. This cake looks amazing! The guys from the warehouse where I work made me a cake last year. Didn’t look nearly as good as this one. I’ll post it below, but be forewarned that in doing so, I may very well get my account suspended.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[HerefordBullyun]

Congratulations to you and your team @LawrenceChard

[Stuntman]

Always be wary of a Trojan Cake.  It may contain Troy ounces...

And loving those second cakes above.  I daren't ask how they tasted.

[Junior]

6 hours ago, Stuntman said:

Always be wary of a Trojan Cake.  It may contain Troy ounces...

And loving those second cakes above.  I daren't ask how they tasted.

I ate one ball. It tasted like a coco nut.