Paul

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread
And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 
Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath
 

1. If an airplane's black box is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
2. Why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?
3. If you try to fail, but succeed, which did you do?
4. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
5. Why do we call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together?
6. Why do we say we 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up crying every few hours?
7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to follow?
8. If you had your arm amputated, would it still be there in spirit when someone asks you to "give them a hand"?
9. How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new, what was improved? If it's improved, how is it new?

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread
And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 
Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath
 

Does your friend have any more questions we can help with

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread
And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 
Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath
 

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread
And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 
Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath
 

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread
And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 
Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath
 

Honestly, I go away for a few days for some whippet pie and gravy and leave you guys in charge of the thread
And look what happens to the price of gold, it's all gone to tits 
Yous lot couldnt be trusted to run a bath
 

Finally ! someone with some actual sense in this thread 
 

Finally ! someone with some actual sense in this thread 
 

Its over folks. Time to swap all that worthless metal back into regulated fiat where banks will look after your money and keep you safe from conspiracy theorists telling you to gamble with gimmicks outside the official monetary system. If gold was so good, the BBC and government would be recommending it through their officially regulated media channels. The don't do so because they know better than we do about economics. We ran away from our parents, now it's time to run back and never leave their bosom again.

Finally ! someone with some actual sense in this thread 
 

£1,872.33
 

I can't help you there 😂
When you see good deals you should just buy them. Why do you think @Paul is a sheep, @James32 is a lion and @Charliemouse is a mouse? It's so they can forage for grass, buffalo or cheese after they've spent all their money on shiny

We flew down using these 
 
 

Paul has been enjoying a weekend in York and Harrogate 

We flew down using these 
 
 

We flew down using these 
 
 

We flew down using these 
 
 

We flew down using these 
 
 

It's actually called Yorkshire tapas and can be found upstairs in the blues bar and I can heartily recommend it
https://www.yorkshiretapas.co.uk

We flew down using these 
 
 

Half kitchen roll: 50p
Mouse: 25p
Gold: £1912

 

And whippet gravy