completed Gold 2016 Britannia

[Mox]

£1,500 delivered

SOLD PENDING RECEIPT OF FUNDS

 

[Mox]

Bumpity bump. Price drop and includes delivery.

[BritStacker]

Shame I don't get paid until 25th of month...😔

[Mox]

Bump, price reduction, spot + about 3% but you get postage for free. Come on, you want my 17 kids, 6 dogs and 4 cats (and a hamster) to starve you heartless bastards??!??!?

[dga00]

BU or bullion condition?

[Mox]

I guess bullion.

[Mox]

Ok chaps, you are already kicking me in the bollocks with steel toe cap boots due to your obvious lack of concern for my family but there’s another reduction.

The 1% you are stealing from me was going towards my grans heating bills for the winter.

I hope you realise you are all going to hell for this, where you will be toasty warm, unlike my poor old gran...

[Mox]

OMG, not only is my family, our pets AND my gran going to suffer but some of you heartless ******** are laughing about it. I despair. What is wrong with you people...

[Marmite]

Can’t see your granny suffer.  I’ll take it.   I’ll try find an old blanket in my shed as well. 

[DukeSilver]

If I could, I would vote for this to be the most entertaining post of the last 6 months.

Bravo Mr @Mox

[Mox]

I would like to thank @Marmite for saving my family from starvation and frostbite this winter. I had been mentally preparing myself to feed the hamster to the cats, feed the cats to the dogs and feed the dogs to, well, I don’t want to go there...

And @Marmite, you either love him or hate him, but I have a dilemma, I love him as he is our saviour but I also hate him, can’t stand the stuff, it’s the work of the devil, so I’m not totally sure what else our deal may involve, as far as I’m concerned my soul was not included.

And the rest of you should be banned for being so cruel, @ChrisSilver make a note of their names, they need to be carefully monitored...

[Marmite]

I had a thought about your 17 kids. Along with the blanket for your granny I’ll send you a little pack of three.  ( if I can get them back in the foil wrapper). Should stop the increase and hopefully put you off even trying for more.  Hope the coin hasn’t got teeth marks in.  

[DukeSilver]

The worst part is... I purposely held off offering to purchase because I wanted to see how desperate the commentary would get!

(NB: just joking - I can't afford gold Brits. But thank you all for bringing some much needed levity to an old man's week)

@ChrisSilver any chance we might have a special award for rigorous banter? I feel like these delightful folks have earned it.

@Mox and @Marmite - consider my hat doffed.