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"Experts uncover mystery cause of Gold price fluctuations".
"Experts at Roysters news agency are quoted as saying that experts have discovered a strong link between recent price volatility on the Comex, and a little known British website where a kingpin price manipulator has been operating with impunity up until last night."
"The website in question is now at the centre of an international storm after it was discovered that a character known simply as "Paul", had been affecting the price of gold by repeatedly "asking for a friend".
"It's not yet clear as to the full extent of Paul's manipulation, but it is clear according to experts, that he is the sole reason for the volatility seen in the Gold price over the last few trading sessions.  It would also appear that his diabolical scheme was set up many many years ago, and that his coordinating thread indicates clear premeditation and foresight to his crimes.  Our experts also told us that his drunken antics last night were carefully designed to affect the price of Gold, and that the drop in price which is currently playing out this morning may not end until he get's out of bed with a severe hangover and regrets it."
"In the meantime, Central Banks are doing the best that they can to weather the storm.  The UK has announced that it is resisting "a strong urge to flog the nation's savings down the local pawn shop at half price", with a treasury spokesman saying that whilst they didn't want to sell the nations reserves, they definitely wouldn't let it sag as far as Brown's bottom before selling this time."
"The world is currently holding its breathe and awaiting Paul's return.  Fears persist of further falls during the Asian session, with little chance that Paul will wake from his drunken stupor any time before lunch."
  

"Experts uncover mystery cause of Gold price fluctuations".
"Experts at Roysters news agency are quoted as saying that experts have discovered a strong link between recent price volatility on the Comex, and a little known British website where a kingpin price manipulator has been operating with impunity up until last night."
"The website in question is now at the centre of an international storm after it was discovered that a character known simply as "Paul", had been affecting the price of gold by repeatedly "asking for a friend".
"It's not yet clear as to the full extent of Paul's manipulation, but it is clear according to experts, that he is the sole reason for the volatility seen in the Gold price over the last few trading sessions.  It would also appear that his diabolical scheme was set up many many years ago, and that his coordinating thread indicates clear premeditation and foresight to his crimes.  Our experts also told us that his drunken antics last night were carefully designed to affect the price of Gold, and that the drop in price which is currently playing out this morning may not end until he get's out of bed with a severe hangover and regrets it."
"In the meantime, Central Banks are doing the best that they can to weather the storm.  The UK has announced that it is resisting "a strong urge to flog the nation's savings down the local pawn shop at half price", with a treasury spokesman saying that whilst they didn't want to sell the nations reserves, they definitely wouldn't let it sag as far as Brown's bottom before selling this time."
"The world is currently holding its breathe and awaiting Paul's return.  Fears persist of further falls during the Asian session, with little chance that Paul will wake from his drunken stupor any time before lunch."
  

Moving up into the big leagues , so that means if I buy a 1/20 coin that means I will be    allowed to comment and give gold advice to other forum members on the gold monitoring thread ,  👍, as I will be a holder of gold 👍, I think I’ll put a wanted add in the sales page , 👍,

Can you imagine if we started a new thread called 'PAUL KILLED THE GOLD PRICE' and all tagged him? I'd love to see his face when he woke up from his drunken antics 😂

£1,900.44
Australia have helped. Time to fire up the BBQ

Will add extra oxo cubes to the onion soup. Should help when Hong Kong and Japan open
Knew I should have made a stirfry instead

You normally tell us to keep buying...
Are you saying it's now a...

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Or maybe just another opportunity to....
 

I noticed they always pick poshish sounding names for their businesses
Harrington and Byrne, Martin Kaye 
It's never Courtney McScouse or del boy bullion buyers 

Could be incredibly wealthy.... Could have stolen it.... 
£1916 

We seem to be holding steady since markets opened Sunday evening, couple of ups, couple of downs but generally heading higher  

You normally tell us to keep buying...
Are you saying it's now a...

???
Or maybe just another opportunity to....
 

You normally tell us to keep buying...
Are you saying it's now a...

???
Or maybe just another opportunity to....
 

You normally tell us to keep buying...
Are you saying it's now a...

???
Or maybe just another opportunity to....
 

You normally tell us to keep buying...
Are you saying it's now a...

???
Or maybe just another opportunity to....
 

You normally tell us to keep buying...
Are you saying it's now a...

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Or maybe just another opportunity to....
 

Inflation figures the great unwashed can relate to and understand 
Nothing used to be better than ordering the cheapest thing on the menu, get receipt. Fill satisfaction survey out on phone eating your cheapest item, code generated, your code for £1.99 big Mac and fries.
Musk, gates and bezos don't tell you this is the true path to wealth and saving 

Sorted...

I think it's just a sales technique. Advertise something worth £240 at £360. Give bullion dealers a great price and tell them to sell at £340 (or leave the correct margin in price to force them to sell at that price). People who buy from the dealer will think they've had a £20 discount. People who know no better and buy from the mint direct, make RM a fortune.
OUTCOME: The mint always wins

A nice eight hour snooze at this rate should get us back to £2000oz by wake up surely 

I always think when you chart watch through tumultuous times and then go back a few weeks later, how normal all this stuff looks on a daily or even more so, a weekly basis. 
The proverbial storm in a teacup. 
 
Just an observation  
 
 
 

Well it nearly blitzed straight through to 24 last week, without a even a single day in 23.  A bit premature.

Reported on 3 counts!
I dont sniff curtains but you should if I've been lurking.
Reported for being Scottish.
Reported for defamation of character theres only one thing I sniff at is the current prices of the sales page because I cant afford to buy...
 
Story of my life...