spookyandroid

The only reason I am selling all of these silver bars is due to the female attention. Since inheriting these bars I constantly get hot, female supermodels coming onto me and to be honest, its putting strain on my relationship, so I must sadly part ways with them. Anyone seeking to be inundated with interested female supermodels should definitely invest in these bars.

Aside from being a sound investment, with unlimited northerness built in, this bar also makes a useful paperweight.

Its said that whoever hold this hammer gold bar shall possess the powers of Thor SpookyAndroid. Its not an exhaustive list but this includes (but isn't necessarily limited to) 1.) Ability to speak to animals, they wont understand you but you can talk to them regardless. 2.) The full and unwavering seduction powers of Elephant Man 3.) Ability to eat as much pizza as you want and gain double the amount of anyone else you know doing the same. 4.) The underappreciated skill of being able to seamlessly move from one room to another. 5.) Sleep for 2 hours, wake up randomly, think about stupid stuff for hours, sleep for one more hour, get up and go to work. All this could be yours TODAY!

If purchased today these will most definitely make you rich if you hold them long enough.

Yes he's got a terrible side profile, and with a chin like that he's lucky he doesn't need to fold his own towels, but these are still highly valuable Brits!

Bump for a mesmerising bar!

Made in Sheffield probably featured in the Full Monty. Has a special super power to melt ice very quickly.

Still available? Yes

£545 delivered SD

£565 delivered.

£2650 inc SD

Bought from bbp includes coa, some tarnishing due to originally keeping them together with an elastic band. Doh. £330ea inc SD

£640 delivered

bump

1 x Kg Metal or with COA £680 1 4x Umicore £665 Both + SD

FINAL REDUCTION - £1605 delivered. If no interest then will remove.

bump £1615 delivered - new price.

£1615 inc SD for the next hour.

Doing a post run today, so if anyone wants this for £665 delivered.

Sunday bumpday

Bump

Sold pending payment

I can take pp yes.will DM you

Edit

Withdrawn due to staring at it and being hypnotised.