Gold, frankincense and myrrh

[pricha]

Well Jesus was visited by at least one Wise man . He got one good present.  What the heck is frankincense or myrrh ?  I've never seen a swap wanted. One OZ gold for half a pound of myrrh.  Good old gold. Been going for 2000 years plus. Merry Christmas 🤶 

[GoldDiggerDave]

Myrrh......Thats what Irish cows do.  

[pricha]

So baby Jesus got Face cream ? Same as the wife.  I'd rather have a Britannia...

[GoldDiggerDave]

It was a miracle having  white skinned, blonde hair, blue eyed baby born in the middle east........ I pointed this out in Sunday school and I got really told off for some reason.  Even as a kid you could see there was some serious holes in the plot.  

Edited December 10, 2022 by GoldDiggerDave

[Norskgeld]

1 hour ago, GoldDiggerDave said:

It was a miracle having  white skinned, blonde hair, blue eyed baby born in the middle east........ I pointed this out in Sunday school and I got really told off for some reason.  Even as a kid you could see there was some serious holes in the plot.  

Probably a BC version of Boris Johnson sowing his seed. 🤣

[Bigmarc]

I put my kids in a church of England school because it was a good school and local but it seems almost every day I have to do some de-programing when they get home.

[Norskgeld]

 

[stefffana]

I can offer for swap pure myrrh from Jerusalem best quality, any quantity for pure gold from your stack.

The rate of exchange will be discussed in private, to avoid any malicious comments made by very well known tyre kickers.

[Britannia47]

A Daily Mail correspondent on loan to the Bethlehem Gazette who witnessed the birth remembers the conversation at the time.

Joseph: “ Mary, that baby looks nothing like me! How do you explain that?
Mary: “ It was a miracle birth!”  
Joseph: “Yeah, right! You expect me to believe that? Jesus Christ Mary! Tell me the truth - Who’s the Daddy? 
Mary: (Lots of tears & sobbing)   
Joseph: “OK, Nevermind then. Dump the frankincense and myrrh, grab the gold and let’s get out of this stable!….LOL😅

 

 

 

[HerefordBullyun]

 

[SidS]

We'll have the gold and frankincense, but keep the myrrh next time will you? 😁

[PhilOdgny]

http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Life_of_Brian/2.htm