Top Job on Offer at Chards Coin and Bullion Dealer in Blackpool ​ 😎 ​

[LawrenceChard]

Top Job on Offer at Chards Coin and Bullion Dealer in Blackpool

I just saw this in our Microsoft Teams internal messaging system:

Managing Director

 

Must be able to

• grade and price sovereigns
• not follow processes
• take items home without telling anyone
• tell bad jokes
• tell good jokes, badly

Hours of work Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, 4pm-5pm and Friday 4pm-4:30pm.

 

I someone trying to:

a) Get rid of me?

b) Tell me something I didn't know?

c) Replace me using stealth?

d) Something entirely different?

 

P.S. I don't think it is serious, as the author forgot to include "detect fake sovereigns"!

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[Darr3nG]

Must be able to:

• proofread
• know the difference between didactic and pedantic
• navigate The Silver Forum and be an active member of the Naughty Boys Step

[HerefordBullyun]

If the advert does change

Must be able to:

• Write absolute drivel on TSF
• Eat crayons
• Fart at least 3500 times a day

Please do let me know

 

[James32]

I'd love to be a mascot for a relatively well-known sister wing of the really well-known brum outfit. 

[Ukbullionfan]

Must be able to charge for delivery.

[Darr3nG]

1 minute ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Please do let me know

You considering emigrating North, Bully? 

@GoldDiggerDave - put the pot on, we need more gravy! 

[HerefordBullyun]

Just now, Darr3nG said:

You considering emigrating North, Bully? 

@GoldDiggerDave - put the pot on, we need more gravy! 

If I am paid 5 gold Sovs a day.

[Lyrinn]

31 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

Top Job on Offer at Chards Coin and Bullion Dealer in Blackpool

I just saw this in our Microsoft Teams internal messaging system:

Managing Director

 

Must be able to

• grade and price sovereigns
• not follow processes
• take items home without telling anyone
• tell bad jokes
• tell good jokes, badly

Hours of work Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, 4pm-5pm and Friday 4pm-4:30pm.

 

I someone trying to:

a) Get rid of me?

b) Tell me something I didn't know?

c) Replace me using stealth?

d) Something entirely different?

 

P.S. I don't think it is serious, as the author forgot to include "detect fake sovereigns"!

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I will gladly accept this position - though the hours seem a bit unreasonable on a Friday. 16:00 to 16:05 would have to be a negotiation point - I would like to follow the example set out by the members in the House of Lords.

 

My first act will be to insist that every Friday is fancy dress day - not home clothes, we're talking full commitment here.

Next will be to offer free postage on all orders.

Lastly, an aggressive marketing campaign on TSF, where I will insist on having a Chards photo calendar made up of Naughty Boy Step members censored using only coinage - we can fully censor faces with the company logo so as not to cause concerns of doxxing (and also to not offend the viewer too badly).

 

Remember TSF members, vote Lyrinn this Chards election cycle!

[HerefordBullyun]

1 minute ago, Lyrinn said:

I will gladly accept this position - though the hours seem a bit unreasonable on a Friday. 16:00 to 16:05 would have to be a negotiation point - I would like to follow the example set out by the members in the House of Lords.

 

My first act will be to insist that every Friday is fancy dress day - not home clothes, we're talking full commitment here.

Next will be to offer free postage on all orders.

Lastly, an aggressive marketing campaign on TSF, where I will insist on having a Chards photo calendar made up of Naughty Boy Step members censored using only coinage - we can fully censor faces with the company logo so as not to cause concerns of doxxing (and also to not offend the viewer too badly).

 

Remember TSF members, vote Lyrinn this Chards election cycle!

Seconded!

I cant wait to be photographed in my mankini!

 

[LawrenceChard]

44 minutes ago, Lyrinn said:

Lastly, an aggressive marketing campaign on TSF, where I will insist on having a Chards photo calendar made up of Naughty Boy Step members censored using only coinage - we can fully censor faces with the company logo so as not to cause concerns of doxxing (and also to not offend the viewer too badly).

Remember TSF members, vote Lyrinn this Chards election cycle!

Just to be clear:

The "Chards photo calendar" photos you mentioned; are these the girly glamour, page three type of photos?

IHow would these fit into the Chards erection cycle! Chards election cycle?

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[Petra]

1 hour ago, LawrenceChard said:

Top Job on Offer at Chards Coin and Bullion Dealer in Blackpool

I just saw this in our Microsoft Teams internal messaging system:

Managing Director

 

Must be able to

• grade and price sovereigns
• not follow processes
• take items home without telling anyone
• tell bad jokes
• tell good jokes, badly

Hours of work Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, 4pm-5pm and Friday 4pm-4:30pm.

 

I someone trying to:

a) Get rid of me?

b) Tell me something I didn't know?

c) Replace me using stealth?

d) Something entirely different?

 

P.S. I don't think it is serious, as the author forgot to include "detect fake sovereigns"!

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Those long hours a bit iffy, sure it’s you!?🤔🤔

[HerefordBullyun]

2 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

Just to be clear:

The "Chards photo calendar" photos you mentioned; are these the girly glamour, page three type of photos?

IHow would these fit into the Chards erection cycle! Chards election cycle?

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Well I think you should commission @Lyrinn as an artise - chards sponsor it and send all NBS members a copy (free postage) and proceeds go to charity!

[LawrenceChard]

9 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Well I think you should commission @Lyrinn as an artise - chards sponsor it and send all NBS members a copy (free postage) and proceeds go to charity!

NBS?

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[HerefordBullyun]

6 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

NBS?

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Naughty boy step! you are one of the shadow founders I believe!

[Pete]

If the salary and benefits are reasonable and I can work these hours from home then please send me an application form.
I would be looking at around £500 per hour, use of private jet, private medical & dental ( for entire family ), 8 weeks paid annual holiday and final salary index linked pension plus all expenses paid attendance ( me plus spouse ) at the annual board meeting in Grand Cayman or Bermuda.
Also staff discount of 10% on all gold and platinum ( VAT free ) purchases.

[HerefordBullyun]

Just now, Pete said:

If the salary and benefits are reasonable and I can work these hours from home then please send me an application form.
I would be looking at around £500 per hour, use of private jet, private medical & dental ( for entire family ), 8 weeks paid annual holiday and final salary index linked pension plus all expenses paid attendance ( me plus spouse ) at the annual board meeting in Grand Cayman or Bermuda.
Also staff discount of 10% on all gold and platinum ( VAT free ) purchases.

Seems reasonable. @LawrenceChard sounds like you have your man!

[LawrenceChard]

10 minutes ago, Pete said:

If the salary and benefits are reasonable and I can work these hours from home then please send me an application form.
I would be looking at around £500 per hour, use of private jet, private medical & dental ( for entire family ), 8 weeks paid annual holiday and final salary index linked pension plus all expenses paid attendance ( me plus spouse ) at the annual board meeting in Grand Cayman or Bermuda.
Also staff discount of 10% on all gold and platinum ( VAT free ) purchases.

Who leaked the information about our AGM in Grand Cayman?

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13 minutes ago, HerefordBullyun said:

Naughty boy step! you are one of the shadow founders I believe!

No Bull terrible?

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[HerefordBullyun]

1 minute ago, LawrenceChard said:

Who leaked the information about our AGM in Grand Cayman?

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No Bull terrible?

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Im sure @Lyrinn can share past drawings of said naughtyboy step. They are very good!

[Arganto]

I see the confusion here, this job advertisement is for Chard's, there has been a typo by the looks. 

They're just down the road from Chards, next door to Boot's chemist.

[Pete]

14 minutes ago, LawrenceChard said:

Who leaked the information about our AGM in Grand Cayman?

 

Two clues - (a) the pilot of the company private jet who is a friend of a friend and flies the Beckhams everywhere.
                    (b) the business name I spotted on a postal box on a building in Grand Cayman when I last visited to audit the stack.

[Lyrinn]

1 hour ago, LawrenceChard said:

Just to be clear:

The "Chards photo calendar" photos you mentioned; are these the girly glamour, page three type of photos?

IHow would these fit into the Chards erection cycle! Chards election cycle?

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I am told that my art has excellent narration, memorable characters, heart-warming plot and is family friendly content worth viewing.

In so far as how they would fit into the election cycle, I am sure we could find a way. Maybe I could do something like a "Miss Chards" pageant show - or has someone already beaten me to that kind of idea before...?

 

[HerefordBullyun]

2 minutes ago, Lyrinn said:

I am told that my art has excellent narration, memorable characters, heart-warming plot and is family friendly content worth viewing.

In so far as how they would fit into the election cycle, I am sure we could find a way. Maybe I could do something like a "Miss Chards" pageant show - or has someone already beaten me to that kind of idea before...?

 

@Gruff already does a NBS version.... called miss tata's

[Vern]

These are the threads I joined the forum for. 

The interview with Ted comes to mind. 

(If you don't have kids you might not know who Ted is)....older kids.

[dicker]

Taking items home without telling anyone…

I imagine this may have caused some panic when items have gone missing 🙂

 

[LawrenceChard]

46 minutes ago, dicker said:

Taking items home without telling anyone…

I imagine this may have caused some panic when items have gone missing 🙂

Potentially, yes, but...

Not particularly, because it is usually known that it is something I have been working on.

Mainly a touch of artistic freedom from our Rochelle.

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