my preciousss

[realbluegold]

I cannot stop reorganizing my stack hahahaha does it happen to you?

[HelpingHands]

That bald eagle looks gold.

[Keithoil]

I like the gold Kangaroo.

[Pete]

Just headed out to get my stack

 

[Kman]

Very nice collection you're building up there! 

 

That is what money should be, looks like real wealth, not just a number on the scree at the bank. 

 

I often get my gold out just to look at 

 

I might just leave the half sovereign i have out permanently to sit and hold and look at from time to time. 

[Keithoil]

We all know what the BT catch phrase was.....

 

The PM catch phrase should be ITS GOOD TO TOUCH!!!!

[HighlandTiger]

Just headed out to get my stack

 

Truck.jpg

 

Keithoils stack, just returning from the Middle East.

 

[Keithoil]

Well actually that is only one in a fleet of 4........

[KevinG]

Very nice stack.

[HelpingHands]

Imagine getting done with VAT on that boat load.

[Keithoil]

Imagine this then........

[HighlandTiger]

Well actually that is only one in a fleet of 4........

 

NEWS FLASH........... Keithoil's Silver Fleet has arrived in the UK and is now unloading as we speak. 

 

[Keithoil]

I must admit stuck in the desert, I have to laugh.

 

Yep thats them, something to look forward too when I get back home!!

 

Actually looking at them there would appear to be a few containers missing, I will check the inventory and speak with my shipping agent.

[HelpingHands]

Actually looking at them there would appear to be a few containers missing

 

You're already claiming it's lost in a boating accident.

[Keithoil]

Yes 40 tonnes of silver bullion lost of the coast of England.

[Luker2]

sorry Keithoil, your loss would be the result of my band of Somali pirates, to whom I paid 15 silver proof 1 oz Libertads each, to plunder your vessels and replace their holdings with well-disguised sliver-plated lead bars...after-all, I  didn't want you to lose your cargo carriers as well ( due to unbalanced ballast tanks),  else how  might I be able to plunder your bounty in the future ?

 

Cheers,

Luker

[Keithoil]

Looks like I need to reassess my transport techniques and maybe add a few dummy loads of lead myself.

 

But That will only piss the pirates off even more.

[Shamatti]

Yes 40 tonnes of silver bullion lost of the coast of England.

 

/Fetching my snorkel and mask/

[Luker2]

hmmm....you seem to have mistaken me for an amateur...my band of argentum marauders have been thoroughly trained in the ancient art of what has been classified by Western thought as the  Resonant Arts...first documented by  Joseph Conrad as he navigated his way through the Dark Continent. By utilizing a specific frequency and intensity of humming, they are able to synthesize the natural resonant frequency of argentum, and thus cause it to vibrate (similar to those parlor tricks which you may have seen involving the  shattering of wine glasses). Your dummy palates will not fool them ...you will have to be more crafty than that!

 

Cheers,

Luker

[Keithoil]

My solution is simplicity itself...........

 

This sucker.

 

 

[jazzman]

Hi Keithoil, as you might know i am new around here,are you in the military and posted abroard at the moment?

[BaldyBob]

Too obvious Keith

 

This is better....no-one wants to look through the waste of 8000+ sheep

[Keithoil]

Hi

 

Hi Keithoil, as you might know i am new around here,are you in the military and posted abroard at the moment?

 

Hi Jazzman

 

I am afraid not I am in the Middle East in Qatar but I work in Oil and Gas.

[BaldyBob]

Happy memories of Umm Said......not , although I am pretty sure it has changed in 20 years.

[Keithoil]

There is just massive development going on out here and has been since I have been here, (5 years).

 

But they don't let me out much as I am based in the North in Ras Laffan Industrial City.